Bad News For Cholas
ABC News has declared that bushy eyebrows are back! I don't think I ever got the telegram that they ever left. They claim Ashley Olsen's bushy caterpillars caused a "commotion" at the Costume Institute Gala. A commotion? Did Ash's bush brows cause Anna Wintour to choke on a buffalo wing or something?
That troll's brows ain't shit! Look at Lourdes! That's how you do bushy brows the right way. Ash needed to go home and try again.
Fuck this bushy brow "trend." We should stand together united against it. We should all take a Lady Bic to our eyebrows and draw on new one with a Sharpie. If you don't have a Sharpie, you can burn down a match for a few seconds and use that. You go first....
I mean, look at this bitch below. This kind of chola glamour will never go out of style. It's timeless.
