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Amy Winehouse was caught by paparazzi last night in London smoking a joint . . . a joint full of illegal marijuana — Dun Dun Dunnnnnnnnnnnnnh!!! That’s actually the healthiest thing Amy’s put into her body since late March when she accidentally ate part of an apple. It’s good to see her [...]
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Some smartass farmer in Northfolk came up with a way to keep the pigeons out of his sugar beets and he claims it’s working. Look at him. He’s so proud of this shit. He thinks he should win some sort of award for his contribution to the farming industry. No, I wasn’t being sarcastic. He really does.
He told Ananova, “She’s the best scarecrow we’ve ever had and she’s doing a brilliant job. In fact she’s doing a better job scaring the birds than she is singing at the moment. I’d be happy to offer her a full time job if she needs one when the singing is over.” He’s also going to make both a Dreamboat Doherty and a Blaaake scarecrow.
Pff! That Wino scarecrow is hardly that frightening. He should just blow up one of the pictures below. Although, that might do more than just scare the birds away. It would also kill a few plants and give a few of the local children a bad case of scabies. Seriously, Wino looks like she was attacked by a family of cracked out crows. Her friend is equally as scary.
Unfortunately, it’s wax. Don’t let Amy near it! She might light it on fire and try to smoke it.
Here’s the Amy Winehouse wax figure at Madame Tusseaud’s in the UK, which was unveiled today.
What do we think, kids?
Will the real Amy Winehouse ever look this good again?
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Although she was a no-show, Amy Winehouse’s beleaguered parents, Janice and Mitch Winehouse, turned up for the unveiling of their daughter’s new wax figure at Madame Tussauds in London.
The proud parents beamed as they looked over the very-cleaned up wax image of the drunken daughter. Gone were Amy’s scabs, scratches, and scars, replaced instead with smooth, [...]
Amy Winehouse was honored by Madame Tussauds in London today with a wax figure made in her likeness.
However, the junkie singer didn’t attend the unveiling. Instead, her parents revealed the wax clone to the world.
The figure wears the recognizable bright yellow dress that Amy wore to the 2007 Brit Awards and has the same [...]
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Despite the fact that her husband is allegedly hooked up with a hot German model, Amy Winehouse still has dreams of making babies with Blake Incarcerated. In a recently published article, Amy discussed her desire to have children with Blake because he would be “the most amazing dad.”
‘I want at least five kids,’ she said. [...]
The thing I like about Amy Winehouse is that she’s got some drug induced insanity going on and from my experience drug induced insanity spills over into everyday insanity and is part of the reason I’ve had sex with as many girls as I have had sex with. It seems like crazy girls are pretty [...]
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Amy Winehouse in Oxfordshire, England (5/10)
Despite her recent troubles, it’s good to see Amy Winehouse keeping in shape — that or she’s running from the voices in her head that keeps telling her to light small animals on fire. Either way I think we can all agree that she has a body that most woman [...]
Not only does Amy Winehouse have a serious drug addiction, but, by the look of things, she’s also still clearly battling an eating disorder.
A 24-year-old’s body is not supposed to look like THAT!
Wino’s bloated belly is the result of severe malnutrition and abuse.
When will she finally get her act together???
Amy, and a musician pal, soaked [...]