28 Aug 2008

“Demi Squirted Tit Milk At Me,” Says Madonna’s Brother

Everyone, listen up!
This is a warning: if you see a lactating Demi Moore coming your way, you must either run or prepare to get wet.
Christopher Ciccone, brother of Madonna and lover of the media teet, claims the acclaimed actress once shot her breast milk at him and his lesbian friends at a party.
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28 Aug 2008

Solange Knowles Forgets Her Media Training

Can we really blame Solange Knowles for snapping on a Las Vegas news reporter for no reason? The woman is not used to giving interviews and the Beyonce and Jay-Z comparisons — even when they didn't actually happen the way she thought they did — have got to be annoying.
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28 Aug 2008

‘McBush’ Joke Never Not Funny at DNC

Haha! Both Senator John Kerry and Vice Presidential nominee Joe Biden accidentally called John McCain George W Bush in their speeches at last night's DNC. Aside from the first syllable, the two Republicans' names sound completely different from one another, but they're JUST SO DAMNED SIMILAR policy-wise, so it's easy to mistake one's creased, warmongering [...]

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28 Aug 2008

‘McBush’ Joke Never Not Funny at DNC

Haha! Both Senator John Kerry and Vice Presidential nominee Joe Biden accidentally called John McCain George W Bush in their speeches at last night's DNC. Aside from the first syllable, the two Republicans' names sound completely different from one another, but they're JUST SO DAMNED SIMILAR policy-wise, so it's easy to mistake one's creased, warmongering [...]

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28 Aug 2008

Sam Ronson vs. Michael Lohan

We've come to the conclusions that the Lohan family can't survive without being involved in some sort of public feud. The latest was with America's hero, Anderson Cooper, but this time they're keeping it inside the family and battling father Michael Lohan. Oh boy.
Upon news that Lindsay's girlfriend Samantha Ronson plans to write a tell-all, [...]

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27 Aug 2008

Another R. Kelly Scandal (That He’ll Probably Beat)

If child pornography allegations didn't stick, this probably won't, but here goes: R. Kelly is wanted for questioning in a South African money scandal. He allegedly made $130,000 for a concert that he never gave.
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27 Aug 2008

Dancing Producer Explains Bass’ Straight Set-Up

Some gays are up in arms because Lance Bass won't have a male partner on this season's Dancing With The Stars. That's understandable. Bass is, after all, of the homo persuasion.
Though aware of the outrage, Dancing producers said same-sex partners simply aren't part of the show's purview.
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26 Aug 2008

Michelle Obama’s Convention Slam Dunk

A friend of mine expressed frustration with Michelle Obama's convention speech last night, saying that he wished Obama didn't have to prove that she's "normal" to ease white America's anxiety over her. I didn't have that exact same reaction, although that was definitely one of the goals of the speech. It was definitely a requirement [...]

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26 Aug 2008

Something’s Wrong With Heidi’s New Video

OK, so Heidi Montag just released her new music video, "Overdosin," for our enjoyment, but there's something wrong with the clip. And not just the usual "I think Heidi is mentally unstable" stuff — the audio and video are completely off. The tape lasts over 10 minutes but the song is only three (yes, we [...]

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26 Aug 2008

Where Does Potential Senatorial Candidate Chris Matthews Stand On Gay Nups?

Rumor has it that MSNBC newsman Chris Matthews will run for senate once his contract runs out.
Seizing on those rumors, Philadelphia Gay News publisher Mark Segal asked Matthews about his stance on gay marriage. After eschewing the question - what would Matthews do about the defense of marriage act - Matthews went into a valid [...]

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