11 Aug 2008

Brooke Hogan’s Cry For Attention

File this under: Somebody give this skank a brownie and sit her down. Brooke Hogan posted two fake mug shots on her MySpace this past weekend. One had her holding a sign that says “Id RaThr B wiTH mY Br0thR 18.” And the other one says “Thnk U 4 Lettn Me B MahSelf.” Brooke gets an F in Brit Brit-talk. She shoudn’t try it. And a sign that says “PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME” would have been better.

Brooke is asking to be thrown into jail with her brother. Somebody please grant her this wish! I know it’s a men’s prison, but if you pat her down, I’m sure you’ll find a set of testicles!

After the fake mug shots were posted all over the internet, Brooke posted a blog on her MySpace calling everyone HATERS.

LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers….

It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Love Always, Brooke

Do you hear that? uR JELis CUZ u dont undurrstand!

And Brooke, please don’t shave your eyebrows. The cholas don’t want you!

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29 Jul 2008

Brooke Hogan can go jump off a cliff

Filthy doesn’t even begin to describe you Brooke Hogan.
Your stupid little blog did the world absolutely nothing. You blame the media for your brother being irresponsible? That just shows people how extremely crass you are. You want to know why you have your own reality show? Because everyone loves a dumb blond [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Nobody Wants To See That Shit!

Note to Brooke Hogan: Never pose in front of a wall with the word “Trans” on it. Look before you pose. She probably wondered why all the photographers were pissing themselves laughing. Well, Brooke may give us yet another reason to laugh at her ass. The NYDN reports that Playboy wants her in their magazine. Yes, I said PlayBOY and not PlayGIRL. Brooke apparently hasn’t turned down the offer.

20-year-old Brooke has never posed naked, but she’s posed in a bikini before. Hulk Hogan has also made it a point to talk about how he doesn’t want her looking like a slut. Brooke’s rep said, “No decision has been made at this time.” Let me make the decision for you, Brooke. Keep that shit to yourself! We know your tuck is proper, but we don’t need to see it in all its glory.

Hulk will probably agree to this shit if he can shoot the pictures and style her. Brooke’s issue of Playboy better come complete with a bottle of eye bleach.

When looking for pictures of Brooke, I was surprised to find out what a true fashion icon she is. Here’s some pictures of Brooke’s many classy ensembles.

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