23 Jul 2008

Ana Obregon Bikini Pictures of the Day

Here’s the pictures I know you’ve all been waiting for of Ana Obregon in a bikini, because you are her biggest fan and can’t get enough of her 56 year old Spanish Ass and ever since that one appearance she made on Who’s the Boss in the 80s, you’ve been ready. She’s been in tabloids [...]

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11 May 2008

Tom, Katie & Suri Cheer On Becks

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Suri, 2, Isabella, 15, and son Connor, 13 (not pictured) cheered on pal David Beckham as his soccer team, the Los Angeles Galaxy played the New York Red Bulls in Carson, CA, Saturday. No idea who the boys next to them are - but you can see the Beckham boys in [...]

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11 May 2008

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Connor & Isabella at an LA Galaxy Game

Things looked pretty tense for the Cruise family as they sat in a box at an LA Galaxy Game on Saturday. It was the first time Tom, Katie, Suri, Isabella and Connor have all been photographed together at an event or by the paparazzi since December, 2006. In the fall of 2006, Katie and Tom [...]

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09 May 2008

But Is It In Her Contract?

Does Tommy Girl have a movie coming out in about 9 months, because E! claims he wants to have another baby. When Tommy and Katie were in NYC, friends say they were hinting about giving Suri a sibling. Suri doesn’t want to share her bottle. She told me so with her eyes. I’m fluent in alien robot talk. She’s hard up on that barley water and isn’t going to share one drop.

A source said, “She (Katie) said she’s got the itch.” That’s just because her gears are a little rusy. She just needs a little WD-40 and she’ll be all set again. The source went on to say, “Now that Suri is more toddler than baby, she said she misses having an infant in the house. And, of course, she thinks Suri would make a great big sister.

Tommy Girl is also into the idea. He’s been waiting for Katie to give the okay. Yeah, Tommy’s been saving a new shirtless picture of David Beckham for this very occasion. He can’t wait to use it to jack off into a turkey baster. Baby making is so sweet!

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08 May 2008

Golden Platinum Balls

And he gets even richer!
David Beckham is worth hundreds of millions of dollars. Though he got a huge payday when he joined the Los Angeles Galaxy, the soccer stud makes his big money through endorsements.
The Brit’s latest partnership is with Sharpie. Becks is their new spokeswhore and just shot a commercial (above) for the brand, [...]

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08 May 2008

How ‘Bout Them Balls?

Coldplay has agreed to team up with ESPN to help promote their broadcast of the upcoming European Championship soccer tournament.
The supergroup’s tunes from their new release, Viva La Vida, will be featured in the tourney’s promo spots.
Soccer matches start on June 7th.
This dovetails nicely with Viva La Vida’s drop date, June 12th.
We’re looking forward [...]

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06 May 2008

Victoria & David Beckham @ MET’s Costume Institute Gala


Here’s her sweet ass Porsche 911 Turbo Cabriolet (thanks to Razer Rick for the I.D.)

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06 May 2008

“Look! I’m Taller Than Her!”

The theme for last night’s Costume Institute Gala at the MET was “Superheroes.” This explains Katie Holmes’ attire. She looks more like a fruit roll-up than a superhero. Speaking of fruit roll-ups, what is Tommy dressed as? Captain Gay Xenu? At least Tommy let go of Katie for a second to let her pose by herself. He must have followed my advice and installed LoJack in her ass.

Tommy’s dream boy, David Beckham, was also there last night with Posh. Becks is hot. Posh is not. She looks like she just finished giving the Pillsbury Doughboy an intense rim job. Flour face!

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06 May 2008

Costume Institute Gala with Julia Roberts, Katie Holmes, Beyonce & more

The Costume Institute of the Metropolitan Museum of Art held it’s annual gala last night to celebrate the opening of the new show “Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy” which runs from May 7 to September 1, 2008. Most of the dresses worn by celebrities at the event last night were surprisingly low-key and safe considering the [...]

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06 May 2008

Tom Cruise mildly dissed by Dustin Hoffman during Oprah tribute special

Yesterday Oprah had Tom Cruise on in front of her screaming studio audience in an attempt to remind us all why we fell in love with the crazy cult spokesperson in the first place. The show featured clips from Tom’s 25 years in film starting with Risky Business as well as taped celebrity tributes from [...]

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