06 May 2008

What a Long Strange Link it’s Been..

Elisha Cuthbert bikini in Maui (BST)
Are Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughan into threesomes? (Y!)
Scarlett Johansson and her massive engagement ring (UMC)
Olsen twin porn (CR)
Agent Provocateur’s eerie new campaign (ABH)
Paris Hilton and Benji Madden posing (POP)
If hookers were cereals.. (CK)
Victoria Beckham knocked up? (PB)
Christa Campbell nude (UMC)
Caption Shatner - win $25 (AW)
Mischa Barton is pissed at [...]

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05 May 2008

Jenna Jameson tries to do a line

Jenna Jameson was thrown out of a London club for trying to do drugs in the bathroom. Jenna had done a dance for players from Chelsea United earlier in the evening. She then went to use the bathroom, but was stopped by the attendant.
A source said, “She just asked if one of her friends could [...]

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05 May 2008

Sausage Links

Kim Kardashian and a big black snake (BST)
Lily Allen shows off her nipples (ND)
Shannon Elizabeth in red (UMC)
Ignition interlocks are a great idea for Lindsay Lohan (ABH)
Amy WInehouse is too f*cked up to make that Bond song (PB)
Jenna Jameson tried to do drugs in a bathroom (TB)
Britney Spears and her boys in the pool (CR)
Hef [...]

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02 May 2008

“Don’t let Paris Hilton in your pet store!” links

- Someone let Paris Hilton into a pet store again. You know how regular stores have signs that say, “No Food, No Drinks, No Animals?” I think pet stores should have a sign that says, “No Food, No Drinks, No Paris Hilton.” It’s important to the animals’ safety [Dlisted]
- Iron Man opens [...]

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02 May 2008

Caught White Handed?

Jenna Jameson was partying at London’s Chinawhite club the other night when she was reportedly thrown out for allegedly attempting to do drugs in the bathroom. The Sun reports that earlier in the night, Jenna did a raunchy dance for players from Chelsea United. After her finished with them, she tried to use the bathroom, but was immediately stopped by the attendant.

A source said, “She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears.”

Jenna’s not a pig! She’s more like a turtle/lizard creature. People shouldn’t be so judgmental! She was trying to get her protein for the day.

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01 May 2008

Why So Sad, Jenna?

Jenna Jameson was all smiles on her way into a London nightclub, but left sobbing and was comforted in a car by her friend as photogs snapped pics.
Aw, poor Jenna. Cheer up, doll!

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24 Apr 2008

LaBeouf Dating HoHan’s Arch Rival?

Shia LaBeouf is reportedly off the market, because he’s fallen for Lauren Hastings. I guess his douche one-liners worked on someone.

23-year-old Lauren made headlines last year after she accused HoHan of stealing $10,000 worth of clothes from her. She also claimed HoHan, Samantha Ronson and Nicole Richie called her a fat ass. Mean Girls indeed. HoHan denied it, but Lauren stands by her story.

Well, now Shia can buy the chick some new clothes. A source told Life & Style, “He met her through a mutual friend and thought she was one of the most beautiful girls he’d ever seen.

At least Shia is finally getting some action. I was going to send him a Jenna Jameson rubber pussy, because I was starting to feel sorry for him.

Hastings Image: Buzznet

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21 Apr 2008

Quickies Redux

Jamie Lynn Spears out and about in McComb, Mississippi (4/18)
+ Cheryl Tweedy Cole has hard nipples [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Denise Richards’ Bikini is in Good Shape [Egotastic!]
+ Jesse Metcalfe shirtless for the ladies [Just Jared]
+ Crazy chick flashes her ass at Cameron Diaz’s dad’s funeral [Lossip]
+ Ciara’s boobs want you to vote [F-Listed]
+ Juliette Lewis is [...]

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21 Apr 2008

Paris Hilton has a plan

Paris Hilton in Moscow, Russia (4/19)
Paris Hilton wants to have a double wedding with friend Nicole Richie (Paris is dating Benji Madden and Nicole is dating his brother Joel) so they can reap millions from the picture rights. A friend told the New York Post:
“She’s doing it all for attention, as usual. It’s a publicity [...]

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21 Apr 2008

Somebody Still Wants Jenna’s Vagina!

Well, her rubber vagina anyway. LAist reports that a man broke into a sex store called Erogenous Zone in Fullerton, CA and stole a rubber replica of Jenna Jameson’s pussy and ass.

Video surveillance caught the dude trying to break the glass door with a rock. That didn’t work, so he shattered the display window instead and headed inside. He tried to crack open the cash register and when that didn’t work, he grabbed the $250 fake Jenna pussy and headed out. Click here to see the product. Batteries not included!

$250 for Jenna’s fake pussy?! If you wait a few years, you can get the real thing for like $100 on Sunset Blvd. The description for her fake pussy reads, “Want to slip into something more comfortable? How about Jenna’s tight little pussy or even her puckered butt hole?” The words “Jenna, tight and pussy” do not belong in the same sentence.

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