23 Jul 2008

He Cheated? With a Woman?

 
Star Magazine claimed Matthew Broderick cheated on wife Sarah Jessica Parker. The strange twist to the story: he allegedly cheated a woman. Strange, I know. I always assumed he was riding dirty with Nathan Lane, but according to Star, Matthew hooked up with some 25 year old redheaded broad.
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23 Jul 2008

Latest Dish!

Brad Pitt Sics His Lawyers on the Prying Paps - Mollygood
Cameron Diaz & Will Smith Are On Top - Dlisted
Do You Believe the Matthew Broderick Cheating Cover Story? - PopSugar

Lynne Spears accidentally killed a boy in 1975 - Celebitchy
Stop the Jon and Kate Plus 8 Hate - lilSugar
Jennifer Connelly Is The New Face Of Revlon [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Joe Zee and Nina Garcia: Not on Speaking Terms

Once upon a time we ran some insider speculation that Joe Zee, Elle’s always smiling creative director and judge on this fall’s Stylista, was ruining the magazine. Today none of that matters, because there is a more interesting storyline: Zee hasn’t spoken to Nina Garcia since she “left” the magazine for Marie Claire. Then again, [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Photo Evidence That John McCain Is Really Old

While John McCain’s campaign hands out fake press passes to the remaining media who bothered to stick around stateside instead of trailing Barack Obama abroad — because criticizing reporters is so smart — he’s still got one little problem to deal with: he’s old, and the press has caught on. They’re even starting to blame [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Lynne Spears accidentally ran over and killed a boy in 1975

The National Enquirer reports that in 1975 Lynne Spears ran over a 12-year-old boy and killed him. Lynne, then 20, was rushing to the hospital with her brother, who had some kind of unspecified injury. According to the Enquirer, the guilt still haunts Lynne and she generally refuses to talk about it.
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23 Jul 2008

I’m Moving In With Lisa Marie’s Brother

Did you know Lisa Marie Presley had a brother? Did you even give a fuck? Well, she does and he’s a big ass drug dealer. Party at Brother Presley’s house! I have a few friends that would sell their mother just for 7 minutes in that bedroom closet. 7 minutes in heaven!

The National Enquirer is not right for putting the text, “Shocking Photos That Could Destroy The Family” over a fug ass picture of Priscilla Presley’s plastic face. Anyway, I’ll be moving to Brother Presley’s house as soon as I figure out where he lives.

This week, the Enquirer also has a story about Lynn Spears’tragic secret.” In 1975, when Lynne Spears was 20, she hit a 12-year-old boy with her car. He died. A family member said, “To this day, Lynne hasn’t gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it.

Lynne’s rep confirmed the story, “It bothers Lynne still to this day. She really doesn’t like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened - but she can’t.

The Spears family can always count on one of their own to spill secrets for a quick buck.

Image: Cover Awards

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23 Jul 2008

“Ethan Hawke and the nanny have a baby” links

- Ethan Hawke and wife Ryan Shawhuges - his kids’ former nanny - had a baby [Dlisted]
- The “pregnant man” Thomas Beatie Introduces His Daughter: Susan Juliette [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Mariah Carey brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan on the set [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Sherri Shepherd clarifies remarks about abortions and saving Barbara Walters

View co-host Sherri Shepherd drew a lot of ire yesterday when quotes were published from an interview she gave to a black Christian women’s magazine in which she claimed she had more abortions than she would like to count and that she sometimes prayed for televangelists to “save” Barbara Walters.
On “saving” Barbara Walters: It was [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Shameless Slut Sues Over Topless Pictures

Sienna Miller has filed a lawsuit against Big Pictures, The Sun and The News of the World for publishing pictures of her with her titties out in the open. The lawsuit, filed today in London, claims her privacy was violated. Sienna may have a vagina like a boxing glove, but she ain’t too swift in the brains department. If you don’t want anyone to see you cavorting around topless with your married boyfriend, then get a fucking room.

Sienna has a history of suing bitches over nude photos. This past December, The Sun and TNOTW paid her skanky ass almost $80,000 for publishing nudies of her.

I’ll admit it. I love Sienna Miller because immoral sluts need to stick together. I know, you can slap me in the teeth later. As much as I adore her slutty ways, this lawsuit is lame. Besides, they’re just chichis. Chichis that we’ve already seen!

Image: Mr. Paparazzi

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23 Jul 2008

Mindblowing Sex

It “blows” Jon Friedman’s mind that The Nation, “one of America’s most asexual magazines,” launched a sex column. And circulated a press release about it. [Marketwatch]

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