23 Jul 2008

Time For Weezy To Step Aside

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Nas just knocked Lil Wayne from the number one spot:
Titled or not, Nas’ 9th LP, Untitled lands atop the Billboard charts this week. The set sold 187, 078 copies according to Nielsen’s Soundscan, moving enough units to push Lil Wayne off the No. 1 spot.
So much for the “Best Rapper Alive.” Nas [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Shauna Sand’s Influence Spreads To Germany

During last week’s Berlin Fashion Week, fashion label Scherer Gonzalez sent their models down the runway wearing exquisite lucite heels. It’s obvious who their inspiration was. It’s nice to see that the fashion industry is finally paying home to the Empress of Lucite. Now I don’t know about those flowers and shit, but Shauna’s elegant style is open to interpretation.

I guess these lucite heels are for the stripper who likes to do crafts in between her lap dances. Or for the hooker who likes to make her own potpourri in between $5 blowjobs.

You know Christian Louboutin is stabbing his dick with a stiletto heel for not coming up with this shit.

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23 Jul 2008

I’m Moving In With Lisa Marie’s Brother

Did you know Lisa Marie Presley had a brother? Did you even give a fuck? Well, she does and he’s a big ass drug dealer. Party at Brother Presley’s house! I have a few friends that would sell their mother just for 7 minutes in that bedroom closet. 7 minutes in heaven!

The National Enquirer is not right for putting the text, “Shocking Photos That Could Destroy The Family” over a fug ass picture of Priscilla Presley’s plastic face. Anyway, I’ll be moving to Brother Presley’s house as soon as I figure out where he lives.

This week, the Enquirer also has a story about Lynn Spears’tragic secret.” In 1975, when Lynne Spears was 20, she hit a 12-year-old boy with her car. He died. A family member said, “To this day, Lynne hasn’t gotten over what she did. She gets that terrified look in her eye when she is thinking about it.

Lynne’s rep confirmed the story, “It bothers Lynne still to this day. She really doesn’t like to talk about it. She just wanted to forget that it ever happened - but she can’t.

The Spears family can always count on one of their own to spill secrets for a quick buck.

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23 Jul 2008

“Ethan Hawke and the nanny have a baby” links

- Ethan Hawke and wife Ryan Shawhuges - his kids’ former nanny - had a baby [Dlisted]
- The “pregnant man” Thomas Beatie Introduces His Daughter: Susan Juliette [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
- Mariah Carey brought her cheese to TRL yesterday and added a dash of rainbow to the mix [Lainey Gossip]
- Lindsay Lohan on the set [...]

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23 Jul 2008

“Pregnant” Man’s Baby Pics

Thomas Beatie, the first transgender man to have a baby, has released pictures of his 3 week old little girl, Susan Juliette. Susan was 9 lbs., 5 oz. and he says that “She’s easygoing and mellow and intelligent.”
Thomas, 34, and his wife Nancy interviewed with People and said “Susan is a miracle! And we’re [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Ethan Hawke And The Nanny Had A Baby

Meth faced Ethan Hawke and his new wifey, Ryan Shawhughes, had a baby last Friday in NYC reports UsWeekly. Her name is MyDaddyIsACheatingSkeeze Hawke. No, her name is Clementine Jane Hawke. Like the orange or like the song. “Oh my Darling, oh my Darling, oh my Darling Clementine!

Ethan and Ryan met while she worked as his nanny when he was still married to Uma Thurman. They made it legal last month. Clementine is Ethan’s third kid.

If this dumb bitch needs to hire a nanny, she better use the Fug & Fat Manny Agency. I don’t know if there is such a thing, but there should be.

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23 Jul 2008

Sherri Shepherd clarifies remarks about abortions and saving Barbara Walters

View co-host Sherri Shepherd drew a lot of ire yesterday when quotes were published from an interview she gave to a black Christian women’s magazine in which she claimed she had more abortions than she would like to count and that she sometimes prayed for televangelists to “save” Barbara Walters.
On “saving” Barbara Walters: It was [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Take Your Girlfriend to Work Day

 
Lindsay Lohan met up with Samantha Ronson this week on the NYC set of “Ugly Betty.”
After she made a cameo on “Ugly Betty’s” finale, producers asked Lindsay back to guest star in a five episode arc for the upcoming season.

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23 Jul 2008

Kim Kardashian to be on Dancing with the Stars

Kim Kardashian to be on Dancing with the Stars
Former Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castroneves let it slip at the ESPY awards last week that Kim Kardashian is gonna be a contestant on the next season of the show. From the New York Daily News:
Helio Castroneves needs to keep a lid on it! The [...]

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23 Jul 2008

Tori Spelling & Dean McDermott With Liam

Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott and 16-month-old son Liam were snapped at the DKNY Jeans Beach House in Malibu on Tuesday. Tori and Dean’s 6-week-old daughter, Stella, stayed home.
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